COVER: (Utah is the healthiest state in the nation!...) INSIDE: ...You're making us look bad. Get well soon. An envelope comes with each card. © 2013 by Pat Bagley PRICE…[...]

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COVER: (You have a lot in common with the Pope, the Dalai Lama, and the LDS Church President... ) INSIDE: ...you're rill speerchul. Have an enlightened birthday! an envelope comes…[...]

COVER: Oh My Heck! ... INSIDE: ...Sorry. That just sorta slipped out when I found out how old you are. An envelope comes with each card © 2013 by Pat…[...]

COVER: MORMONS: Ordinary People... INSIDE: ...just trying to become gods. Good effort! An envelope is included with each card © 2013 by Pat Bagley PRICE List: $1.75 Website Price: $1.50…[...]

COVER: (In UTAH women stop having children at thirty-nine ... ) INSIDE: ...because 40 is just too many! Congratulations on your new addition! An envelope comes with each card. ©…[...]

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COVER: I heard you're a General Authority! ... INSIDE: ...an authority on generally everything. Thinking of you. comes with an envelope for each card   © 2013 by Pat Bagley…[...]