{"id":82,"date":"2013-03-12T15:05:47","date_gmt":"2013-03-12T15:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cmichaelperry.com\/zionbookworks\/?p=82"},"modified":"2020-07-06T11:17:25","modified_gmt":"2020-07-06T11:17:25","slug":"family-home-screaming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zionbookworks.com\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Family Home Screaming"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/zionbookworks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/13.01.01-Family-Home-Screaming-Front-Cover.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-83\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/zionbookworks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/13.01.01-Family-Home-Screaming-Front-Cover.jpg?resize=193%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"193\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>Book 4 in the The Mormon Humor Collection<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>by <a title=\"Robert Kirby \u2014 Author\" href=\"https:\/\/zionbookworks.com\/robert-kirby\/\"><strong>Robert Kirby<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cartoons by <a title=\"Pat Bagley \u2014 Author\/Illustrator\" href=\"https:\/\/zionbookworks.com\/pat-bagley\/\"><strong>Pat Bagley<\/strong><\/a><br \/>\n<em> Just when you thought it was safe, Pat &amp; Kirby follow you home.<\/em><br \/>\n\u2022If families are forever, will Mom always have gray hair?<br \/>\n\u2022What happens when the dog makes more sense than your kids?<br \/>\n\u2022Planned Parenthood. The perfect oxymoron?<br \/>\n\u2022Is selling your teenager for 3 cents a pound really good family value?<br \/>\n\u2022Fatherhood. Shouldn&#8217;t I have a license to do this?<br \/>\nIf questions like these plague you and yours &#8211; or worse, if they make sense &#8211; you need this book. Pat and Kirby delve deeply into the secrets of effective parenting (there are three, and no one knows what they are), and explore what makes relatively nice men and women want to hurt themselves by having kids.<br \/>\nThe fourth in their wild conspiracy series that began with Sunday of the Living Dead, Salt Lake Tribune columnist Robert Kirby and cartoonist Pat Bagley join farces again, this time over something none of us can escape &#8211; family.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h1><strong><strong>Product Details:<\/strong><\/strong><\/h1>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>LIST PRICE: $12.95<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>5.5&#8243; x 8.5&#8243; (13.97 x 21.59 cm)<\/li>\n<li>Black &amp; White on White paper<\/li>\n<li>ISBN-13: 978-1481898577<br \/>\nISBN-10: 1481898574<\/li>\n<li>BISAC: Humor \/ Topic \/ Religion<\/li>\n<li>134 pages<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr \/>\n<h1><strong>PREVIEW PAGES:<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>CLICK <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cmichaelperry.com\/zionbookworks\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/ScreamingPREVIEWCOPY.pdf\">ScreamingPREVIEWCOPY<\/a><\/strong> to access the PDF file for preview purposes.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h1>Reviews and Comments:<\/h1>\n<blockquote><p>Reviewed in Nauvoo Times &#8212; True to the Faith (http:\/\/www.nauvootimes.com)<br \/>\nDecember 11, 2013<\/p>\n<p><strong>Good Reads to Give or Get<\/strong><br \/>\nby Laurie Williams Sowby<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Books are always on my Christmas wish list. Here are a few that may work well on someone else\u2019s.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> <strong>FOR ADULTS:<\/strong> When the day comes that we can\u2019t laugh at ourselves, we\u2019re in trouble. To avoid that hazard, consider picking up Salt Lake Tribune columnist Robert Kirby\u2019s <strong>Family Home Screaming<\/strong>, a 1999 original (and I do mean original) re-issued from Leicester Bay Books, along with <a title=\"Sunday of the Living Dead\" href=\"https:\/\/zionbookworks.com\/sunday-of-the-living-dead\/\"><strong>Sunday of the Living Dead<\/strong><\/a> and <a title=\"Kirby Soup for the Soul\" href=\"https:\/\/zionbookworks.com\/kirby-soup-for-the-soul\/\"><strong>Kirby Soup for the Soul<\/strong><\/a>. I once worked at a newspaper with Kirby, and I can only say it was an experience.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> What you get in these books is the real thing, from a dad describing the angst of having a teenager take a driving test to a day trying to enjoy a water park, there\u2019s stuff here we all recognize and relate to.<\/em><br \/>\n<em> Seeing titles like \u201cRise and Whine\u201d and his assessment of grand-parenthood as \u201cthe second most fun part of procreation,\u201d how could a reader not smile? And to top it off, cartoonist Bagley\u2019s added his own witty takes on family life.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<h1><strong>Where to Buy:<\/strong><\/h1>\n<ul>\n<li>Buy the print book from<em><strong> Zion BookWorks<\/strong><\/em> through our <strong>PayPal<\/strong> Shopping Cart (<strong>SALE PRICE $11.95<\/strong> + $3.99 s&amp;h + Maine sales tax) Click on the <em>Add To Cart<\/em> button below.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<form action=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr\" method=\"post\" target=\"paypal\"><input name=\"cmd\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"_s-xclick\" \/><br \/>\n<input name=\"hosted_button_id\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"LYXXLCTGK9S5Q\" \/><br \/>\n<input alt=\"PayPal - The safer, easier way to pay online!\" name=\"submit\" src=\"https:\/\/www.paypalobjects.com\/en_US\/i\/btn\/btn_cart_LG.gif\" type=\"image\" \/><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.paypalobjects.com\/en_US\/i\/scr\/pixel.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/form>\n<ul>\n<li>Buy the <a title=\"Buy the KINDLE version\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Family-Screaming-Mormon-Collection-ebook\/dp\/B00B5HJC5G\/ref=sr_1_2_title_0_main?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1363100914&amp;sr=1-2&amp;keywords=Family+Home+Screaming\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>KINDLE<\/strong><\/a> Version for <strong>$5.99<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr \/>\n<h1><strong>Bookstores and Resellers<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>If you are a <strong>bookstore<\/strong> or other <strong>reseller<\/strong> and wish to carry this title, or special order a copy for a special customer, contact us by <a href=\"mailto:cmichaelperry53@gmail.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>email<\/strong><\/a> for a quote on Library and wholesale prices. 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